Saturday, July 25, 2009




Welcome to Procrastinators United! Homepage. We are a group of diverse teenagers, who happened to be gamers, musicians, indie game developers, and film writers. We have made a handful of un-famous, videos for the purpose of school projects. This group was started by the guy by the name of Paul Torillo, and his friend Brian used for a RPG MAKER XP game which was called False Realities. By back then, there were was no fancy names for this duo working on a RPG. But as highschool came, Brian was no longer able to work on this RPG and Paul's project became a solo project. And for a few years, there was a one man group called Eon 92, Stupid Turkey, Rarw Productions, Big Feet or whatever the name was changed into. Much like failure "companies" such as (CLICK HERE TO SEE FAILURE) this, it never got any attention, and it was pretty much none-existant. What started as a promise for friends to make a video game, eventually became this group you see today. On all internet pages such as youtube, webs, twitter, and other internet phenominoms, this was the universal message:

"If anyone visits this page, you may be like, what is this page for? Well to tell you the truth, I just felt like making it for no reason. I told my friends that I was working on a game and it has been awhile since then. So now, I just wanted them to know that the game is in development and this page has video proof. There are many things I just want say right now but I will save it for later. Well, I am hoping someone is reading this. I will keep you updated tomorrow at 11:59 PM and ect."

Going to highschool changed for this group however, you meet new people, and this is where this story has picked off. What you see today is a product of friends, procrastinating friends. And thus the Prcrastinators United! group today was born.

We at Procrastinators United! have a few ongoing projects as indie game developers. Some of these projects are currently in the concept stage and some are in the developing stage, and a few are almost complete. At the moment, most of these games are heavily influenced by other huge titles out there such as Portal and Left 4 Dead. The one project though that is different from the rest is the Sonic fan game, which a pure fan game, with no intent to make any profits.






Near Completion.









Friday, June 12, 2009

Gameplay of the game, The World Is Yours. Expect a demo sometime real soon.




Monday, May 25, 2009

And so after a few months later from that previous post of losing weight with bananas, I am back! No I did not lose weight, but yea people say I appeared to have (cough bullshit cough). So what exactly is new?

Well to be motherfucking obvious, there is the website layout! It's far more simpler, easier to manage (not as much HTML bull, nice color scheme, and in my opinion less political. That last theme seemed in my opinion more political, or a theme that yelled, "WE"RE POLITICAL!". I have no idea, but this theme seems a bit more innocent from all the world's troubles and shit.

And so I decided that I am going to start video-blogging or the new term "vlogging" on the tube. Hopefully the show will be about me seeing weird shit from the news, and youtube, and me basically ranting on about it. The vlog will tend to be more inspired by my beloved idols Danny from Gradual Report, David from StillnotDavid and Ray William Johnson from Equals Three. Yea, that's practically my plan. Well until then! Later!









Sunday, April 19, 2009



This is our mini youtube channel, just for the purpose of not leaving the website in order to go to the external website youtube. You don't actually need to be a Procrastinator to join or be involved! If anyone visits this page, you may be like, what is this page for? Well to tell you the truth, I just felt like making it for no reason. I told my friends that I was working on a game and it has been awhile since then (4 years ago?). So now, I just wanted them to know that the game is in development and this page is proof. There are many things I just want say right now but I will save it for later. Well, I am hoping someone is reading this. I will keep you updated tomorrow and ect. Yey.

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Uh. huh. yea. sure what he said.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Whether it is music, videos, or games themselves, you download them all here in this one link. Just select whatever you want to download right here.


Actually.... There is nothing to download yet.....


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Sunday, March 15, 2009

Yea, that's motherf**king right, I'm gonna take the Japanese Morning Banana Diet that was created in Japan. Yea I know, Procrastinators United is actually about making video games, and music, and a few videos here and there, but I guess it wouldn't hurt. I mean it seems completely off topic right? I mean what does it have to do with Procrastinators United? Well I don't know myself, but I'm too lazy to build another blog, as I am a procrastinator.

Yea that's right, I'm tired of being called fat, piggy, and fat ass and even though sometimes its a joke, it just gets to you in the inside. I want to be able to wear skinny pants, run fast, play my trombone/baritone louder, not get tired as easily, and be strong. Sure I may not be the biggest man alive, but still, it wouldn't hurt to try to lose weight right? So starting tommorrow, I will be tracking down this diet, and to see if it does actually work. Some people may think I am crazy if I am using this diet alone to get all of the above, but I'm also exercising and cutting down on my stuff when I eat. So as this is a diet, it has a few rules to follow.

As quoted from www.morningbanana.com the rules I have to follow are the following:

Eat a banana for breakfast

  • You can eat more than one, and in fact the inventor of the diet often ate four (smallish Philippines) bananas in the morning, but don’t stuff yourself to the point of fullness or discomfort.
  • Eat only raw, uncooked, unfrozen bananas.
  • Other fruit may be substituted.
  • If other fruit is substituted, some variants require it be restricted to one type of fruit per meal.
  • If you are still hungry 15 or 30 minutes after your banana, you can eat other food (the Japanese inventor of the original Asa Banana Diet sometimes ate a rice ball two and a half hours later, about 200 calories worth; Morning Banana forum members have suggested oatmeal, although it’s not as portable as a rice ball).

Eat normally for lunch and dinner

  • Dinner must be eaten by 8 p.m. at the latest (6 p.m. is better).
  • There are no explicit limits on the types of food you can eat for lunch and dinner, or the amount. But in practice dieters report on Mixi that they try to cut the amount of rice they eat and find substitutions for fried foods. As with many diets, the mere fact you have decided to go on a diet tends to make you more aware of what and how much you are are eating and how healthy it is. The diet avoids strict food rules to prevent a sense of deprivation.
  • However, you should not eat a dessert with dinner or any of your meals; you’ll need to satisfy your sweet tooth during a snack, but we’ll get to that later.
  • At all meals you should eat only until you’re satisfied but not full or stuffed. The Japanese have a proverb, Hara hachibu ni isha irazu, “A stomach eight-tenths full needs no doctor.” American dietitians define this level of fullness or satiety as a 7 on a 1-to-10 “hunger scale,” and they teach their clients to recognize this feeling.

Drink only water

  • The only beverage allowed at most meals is water, preferably mineral or filtered.
  • The water must be at room temperature, not chilled or hot.
  • The water should be drunk in small sips and not used to wash down food.
  • There is no quota of water to drink, and you should not drink it in excess.
  • Outside of meals non-caloric beverages like tea, coffee, and diet soda are generally allowed but somewhat frowned upon, and in general water is encouraged as much as possible; frequent consumption of milk products is discouraged.
  • On social occasions you may drink beer or wine.

Eat your food mindfully

  • Chew your banana and other food thorouoghly and be mindful of its taste.

You may eat an afternoon snack

  • A sweet snack of chocolate, cookies, or the like is allowed at about 3 p.m.
  • Ice cream, a donut, or potato chips are not recommended.
  • Some substitute fresh fruit for their snack, but if you want sweets you should not deny yourself.
  • Some Japanese who like salty snacks eat salted konbu (seaweed) snacks and some Japanese who are very hungry in the afternoon substitute a filling, fist-sized rice ball for sweets.
  • A good alternative if a salty or more filling snack is needed is popcorn according to Morning Banana forum members, but watch out for excessive fat content.
  • If you are hungry after dinner, you may have a second snack of fresh fruit, but this should not be a habit.

Early to bed

  • Go to bed by midnight. If you can manage to go to bed earlier, all the better.
  • Try to aim for a four-hour period between your last meal or snack and bedtime (which is why 8:00 p.m. is the latest you should eat dinner).

Exercise only if you want to

  • Put no pressure on yourself to exercise.
  • If you want to exercise, go ahead: the test is to do what puts the least stress on you.
  • But try to get some walking in every day if possible (but again, don’t force yourself if it stresses you out).
  • If you want a traditional Japanese light workout, consider taking up the kendama.
This may take awhile to accomplish, but in the end, it will be all worth it. So yea, this is going to take a ton of will power and effort. So wish me luck I guess.



Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Hi everyone, it's me Panda.I guess you can say I'm new here, I've known Paul for a while now, but havent gotten into this until now. =] I'm mostly about the music, and I am currently using FL Studio ( i'm still new at it) but I'm able to come up with random beats and tunes at times. well... that's basically all for now.


To sum it all down:

Well, people want to know more about me at times. so i guess i'll state some comments here....

1. I street race. and yeah, I've done stupid things... i drive an evo 8 mr which i earned. (yes pinks). I've been doing this since i was 12. Other than this, my life has been pretty crappy.


2. I make music in my spare time, or when my brain feels like farting something out.. :p


3. Friends are my life. i trust them. Don't talk shit behind my back, or else you'll have to watch yours.


4. i dance. breakdance and hiphop. got it? good.


Well, there you go. some things about my life. if ya wanna know more.. feel free to ask! :)







Monday, February 9, 2009

Ha Ha Back from the grave!

Phobia is back people. Here's what happened...

Hard at work I was to begin development for STC. However with this shity PC i have its been hard. A light at the end of the tunnel appeared when my B-day. I hoped for an XPS but did not get one. I got over it and thankfully Im promised one at the end of the school year, if my grades are good. I have had so much time to work of the basic aspect of the game and through many development issue I finally have a concept that I will stick with. Im glad to be back and I sooo ready to begin my work. Get ready for an evolution in gaming with STC.

*Also Ill be hard at work with Reviews for the great games of are times, and those not so great. Ill be taking you all on a trip to the past and possibly the future of games. The man of Fear is back, they call me Phobia!!!!!!!!

Monday, February 2, 2009





This song "Trance" was by our own team member Tom.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

It is currently night time... They are coming for us... I can't last in this world any longer... They are changing. They are adapting. We are left for dead, alone in this world. With my friend Elvin and two other strangers, a hot chick named Zoey, and a random ass old timer who served in the army, Bill. We need to stick to each other. We cannot last any longer if we don't stick together! They are coming for us!

Wait- what is this?
I hear crying?
Elvin also hears crying?
We should go rescue this little girl!

We hear the crying from inside this building, and Zoey opens the door very slowly. We both walk in the dark building and the crying gets louder and louder. Something seems to be off though, why would there be a little girl crying! Zoey flashes her light on the girl, but I realized it was no girl. I quickly take her flashlight and take it off.

It was a monster, that would slash you to death. The reason it cries is unknown to me, but from what I've heard, it is just miserable but then again it could be luring a trap. Outside I hear some rucuss, and Elvin accidently runs inside to get us, but flashes on the monster. The monster or politically correct term, the witch then gets furious and I grab Zoey and run out. Elvin then closes the door, and the witch continues to slash through. Elvin then points his sub machine gun and shoots the creature until it dies. Meanwhile Bill and I are busy covering Elvin. Elvin then sees a helicopter and then runs after it desperately to call for help.

It was a mistake. He should have done that. While he was running, another monster reffered to as a hunter is crawling by, waiting for the right moment. When Elvin least expected it, the hunter leaps on him and slashes his chest. Zoey thought, fortunately was able to kill the hunter and save Elvin. Although Zoey saved Elvin she shot the car that the Hunter was on, causing it to alarm.

When the alarm was sounded, hordes of Zombies where running to the sound. Luckily Zoey had a pipe bomb, which attracted the zombies to a red light and then explodes. Although this pipe bomb was no where enough. We shot the hordes of the undead but they keep coming and coming. It was never ending. We then heard a shake in the ground.

It was the brute. It was the tank.

On the four of our faces, we had that expression, "oh shit."

It came running like the hulk. It pounded through it's fellow undead and was focused on one thing. Killing us. It's roar was loud, and it came after us.

We ran to the nearest alley and tried to climb up the ladder. Zoey and Elvin had already came up, but me and Bill were still on the ground. As we thought they were gonna kill us, their heads exploded, and Zoey yelled "I got you covered! Go go!". We climbed for our lives and we heard the roars of the tank get louder and louder. We were able to climb to the roof of the building that we were climbing. Zoey though was still on the platform, but the Tank was also climbing. It clang on to the platform that Zoey was, and she shot the tank continuously. She then jump as the platform and the tank fell to its death. At first it seemed like Zoey wasn't going to grab the ledge, but my hand was there to grab hers. I then pulled her up, and I said, phew, its over.

Then Elvin said, it ain't over, it's just the beginning of the party... The four of us then walked to the other side of the roof, and we looked down, and saw the ocean of the undead, aimlessly walking.



Saturday, January 17, 2009

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Sunday, January 11, 2009

I should be sleeping for school tommorrow... Oh well...


Hello there world! It is me, Paul, and I have some news for you! Okay, here we go... It turns out that my story "The World Is Yours" was written more like a novel than a beat the shit out of the evil emperor who is gonna take over the world RPG. But then again it is a friggin High School Drama/Comedy which by the way seems to be a weird and paradox. I have decided to convert the game genre from a RPG to a Visual Novel since that seems to be the way to go for me. Of course though, it will still have that feature to choose your own path and kill your physics teacher, and be an asshole only for the next day that your teacher is alive and not pissed, and that the people you were an asshole too seems to forget about your actions... The game will be using the Novelty Engine which was developed by some dude by the name of Erik.

If you have been following this blog, then you may be like, Paul what are you going to do with the old version of The World Is Yours? Well my answer for that is I am going to reuse those 33 maps and over 50 non playable characters for something else and kind of recycle it. The old version [RPG Version] was made by RPG Maker VX, so I can even use some of the content in novelty. Do not worry. I will finish this game.


Saturday, January 3, 2009

Hello Everyone , and welcome to one more update. I finally textured sonic, with some based on the Sonic Unleashed Textures *Thanks Paul and Moodydata*, and in my opinion it did come great, but still this model is mostly like an place holder, as we will replace him sooner or later. The stage Green Hill zone , is still in development , mostly 80% or 85% done , but we still need to apply Textures , but UnrealEditor is being nasty and not adding the textures, just some color -_- . Even after viewing SonicXtr3me's tutorial which can be found here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01jhUr90ulQ, it still keeps being *GAY*. Anyway, I will probabilly end this stage like today, and try to TEXTURE him again, while i wait for our Texture Artist *Paul* to finish the HUD
also thanks yet again! Once again, Thanks Paul for making me that Sexy Sonic The Hedgehog title!

That's all folks! See you again soon!









Friday, January 2, 2009

For those who don't know I'm Phobia. I'm head developer for A Subject To Change. Check in for posts on the game. Here's a teaser, hope you enjoy... Expect a Demo for PSP Summer 2009






Let's Play Sonic Unleashed Episode 1 - 11:40 - Jan 2, 2009
Procrastinators United! - www.procrastinatorsunited.webs.com

After a few months of waiting, Paul finally gets Sonic Unleashed! Now he takes you through Sonic Unleashed with these motha freaking boring videos!

For more let's play! series just wait for them!









Its a new year! A new start! We have so much stuff to work on and games to release later! For the new year we have many new projects that we would like to unveil to you guys, whoever you guys are. These projects are currently under development and for some of these projects, production will not start till February or March.
These are our following projects:



The world is yours is a high school comedy/drama role playing game. It takes place in the fictional town West Orange, and in West Orange High School. Take on the role as the main character and live a boring life... or not...
A game that takes place in a fantasy based on our fantasy.
A highschool drama gone way to far...










Just think of this as a free roaming RPG. You get to kill your physics teacher, only for them to magically come back? You can be nice to people or you can be a complete asshole to them. You can steal stuff from people, and break into people's houses... or be normal... Its a a sand box game but there is still a storyline to follow. You get to do anything, because simply the World is yours.


Another project that is in a early stage is A subject to Change.



An innovative, action-packed, simple game that is fun but also has pretty fucked up plot twists.
No other current information on A Subject to Change.




Another game we have is quite different. It is different because it is a fan game and its 3D. Developed by two rabid Sonic fans, we bring you Sonic Rebirth Adventure, showing the best levels from the entire franchise. Please don't sue us SEGA!














Hey Guys, first of all , my name is Sandro , i am the new menber of Procastinators United, i am happy for being now part of, what someday will be , something famous,i got here with the help of Paul , and so far so good! , anyways,

This my first post , is to show ingame pictures of a total remake of greenhill , from 2D first sonic game,
Our next objective is the 2.5D camera, something like in Sonic Unleashed, for now its everything
once Textures are applied, i will take some more screenshots

enjoy..,<> out























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